China Convo part two

More Convos:

Sammi: Do you know any Chinese song?
Ed Hao: Yeah, Kong kway la... *sings* Buchikeee
Sammi: Haha. Do you guys know about General Mao?
Everyone: Yes..
Sammi: How about Jackie Chan?
Everyone: Yes...
Sammi: How bout Sammi Lee?
Everyone: *mumbles* huh?
Ramil: Oh I know Sammi Lee, She is the sister of Fami Lee (family)

*gah pinoy talaga ang korny!*

Sammi: Everyone hungry now? We will have dinner already.
Someone: What's the dish?
Sammi: Chinese.
*everyone disappointed*
Sammi: Why, you dont want Chinese food?
*almost everyone said no* ( who would not get fed up if 8 consecutive days your lunch and dinner was purely chinese lauriat style and same type of food? )
Sammi: Do you guys know the 4 best things in the world?
Someone: What is it?
Sammi: You don't know? Ok I'll share it to you... Number 1 is American money.
Everyone: Ooohh...
Sammi: Number two Japanese Y.
Noel: Y? What?
Sammi: Japanese Y.
*me thinking yen*
Noel: Y? Why? Explain it!
Sammi: Japanese waif.
Ed: Ahh.. Japanese wife.
*everyone laughs*
Sammi: Number three French perfume....
Sammi: and Number four Chinese food.
Noel: Who told you? Maybe you just made that up ha.
*everyone laughs*
Ed Hao: What about the 4 worst things in the world?
Noel: What?
Ed Hao: Number 1 House in Tokyo.. very expensive.
Ed Hao: Number 2 English cook
Ed Hao: Number 3 American wife.. a nagger
Ed Hao: and number 4 a Filipino salary.

Sammi: *talking about General Mao*
Noel: Wow! thanks for the information. tomorrow we will talk about General Hao.
*everyone laughs*


Im in a bit of a hurry. Have to sleep. -_- I just updated. :) Ill be sharing a lot of infos when Im back in Davao. :) See you all.